Happy Shark Week everyone! This is my favorite time of year. This is when I pour myself a Jack and Coke, put on the sweats, and remind myself of why I'm totally fine not living near the ocean. For those of you who do not have the Discovery Channel, befriend someone who does...at least this week. Sharks are the badass murdering bully of the aquatic world. If they were human, they would be like Dahmer and The Fonze mixed into one with 10 times the teeth. And this week I get to see a bunch of British morons jump into the water to risk being breakfast to these beasts. Damn I love Shark Week.
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